She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm too high and old for this...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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