She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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