Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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