Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I love you.
Bad choice
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