My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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