i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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