dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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