Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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