me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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