i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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