i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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