I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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