Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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