I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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