It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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