Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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