That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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