I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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