she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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