He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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