...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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