you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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