She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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