We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I understand Curling. That high.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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