my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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