Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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