are you so shy because you have an std?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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