i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wish my penis had a tongue
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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