Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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