She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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