Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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