Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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