who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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