you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
