Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
