She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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