Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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