the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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