How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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