i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
why does every cop we meet know your name?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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