Kiss
Puke
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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