did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
