WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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