As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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