Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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