So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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