Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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