how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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