Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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