Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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