i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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