she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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