You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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