I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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