Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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