I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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