BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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