Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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