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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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