I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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We are two peas in an std pod
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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