it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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